State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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