Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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