is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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