How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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