I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Randomize