ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
