WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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