people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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