I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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