I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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