One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
