Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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