Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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