If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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