it wasn't lemon gatorade
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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