i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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