The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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