new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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