We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
