called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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