oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
honey bunches of taint.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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