Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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