Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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