If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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