OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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