Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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