this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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