we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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