Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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