New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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