So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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