I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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