im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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