Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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