he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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