doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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