It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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