One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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