we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you had me at cake vodka
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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