Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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