they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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