R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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