is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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