So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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