He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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