bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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