Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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