Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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