I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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