so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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