Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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