is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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